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Post by Balladeer on Jul 10, 2015 16:22:56 GMT
From the BBC Live Text: "My mate's ex-girlfriend broke up with him to go out with Jade Dernbach." Post your finest Dernbach pictures, Dernbach moments, and of course Dernbach Facts (hashtag #DBF) here!
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Post by Steadzz on Jul 10, 2015 16:50:48 GMT
Inspirational from Jade as ever
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Post by Srihari on Jul 13, 2015 10:23:48 GMT
Guess what is Dernbach's favorite place? It is ofcourse Sandbach, which is a place just a few minutes before the Riverside cricket ground. The Dern's favorite plant? obviously the FERN although it has no seed or flower. #DBF
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Post by Balladeer on Jul 27, 2015 18:14:53 GMT
Jade Dernbach once had an economy of 2.6 in a List A game! Bowled a maiden and everything! #DBF
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Post by Srihari on Jul 27, 2015 18:41:29 GMT
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Post by Balladeer on Jul 27, 2015 19:25:45 GMT
Jade was unaware that David Willey had thrown a strategic banana peel.
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Post by Steadzz on Aug 4, 2015 19:39:07 GMT
Dernbach is giving 'chat' to Whiteley after he got hit for 2 consecutive fours. I don't see how he can give words when he's being spanked...
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Post by Balladeer on Aug 4, 2015 21:13:18 GMT
To be fair, a lot of fast bowlers do that.
It's just that Jade is even more of a prick than most of them, so it's worse.
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Post by Steadzz on Aug 5, 2015 8:09:45 GMT
And probably the fact Dernbach is also the worst bowler out of the lot of them..
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Post by Srihari on Sept 19, 2015 11:01:50 GMT
Dern putting Surrey in pole position.
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Post by Balladeer on Sept 19, 2015 17:25:42 GMT
I hate to say this, but the little/big shite should have got MotM. His side lost, yes, but he did everything he could to set them up: six-fer, helped to get a run-out, and last man standing (albeit without facing). Ultimately it was most of the batsmen that let him down.
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Post by Balladeer on Jun 30, 2017 15:40:48 GMT
Cricinfo has a disgusting picture of 'the Dern' on its front page today. Tummy out and everything. If ever there were a reason not to support Surrey in the final, that's one.
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